Inspired by my fat flatmate acting a cunt, I've told you all about her turning the oven off whenever I try and heat it up and hiding my washing up.

But tonight, me and my other flatmate were watching some TV and chatting in the kitchen, not being overly loud or anything, and after a while she put on some overly loud music (like, really overly loud), and updates her facebook saying "Oh how i love it when there is too much noise to sleep....if you cant beat them join them (Y)" WHY NOT JUST COME IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN AND ASK US TO KEEP IT DOWN A BIT INSTEAD OF POSTING BITCHY STATUS UPDATES YOU STUPID FUCK.

Your turn, I'm sure some of you have lived with some twats.