The top one on Tripadvisor for this hotel, posted by Worksopsunshine:-

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUserReviews-g147317-d259388-r120459306-Royal_Decameron_Club_Caribbean-Runaway_Bay_Jamaica.html#CHECK_RATES_CONT

Without a doubt one of the oddest things I've ever read. Still gets 4 stars as well, Lord knows how good the review would've been if everyone in the party survived the holiday....