Like foreign objects in your orifices (i.e crayons up your nose, hamster in your arsehole) or can equally be applied to getting a body part stuck somewhere it shouldn't be i.e cock in your mum, finger down the plughole, head in a fence railing

Pretty terrifying right?

Removed my in-ear headphones earlier which have those removable rubber buds. One of the buds came off and was stuck in my earhole. Queue 10 minutes of me panicking, trying to gently manoveure the bud in my ear without pushing it further in, thinking of the trip to A&E and explaining to my boss about taking the afternoon off. Eventually managed to get it out with help from a work colleague with a paper clip

Anyone else have a story about getting something stuck where it shouldn't be?