So I have some things I'd like to talk about.

1) I saw one of those Boris buses going down the high street yesterday and realised I've still never been on one. Are they any good? Are there any practical benefits to them over the old ones? Do you think the design stands up a few years on?

2) He came out yesterday and told the developers planning on demolishing the Southbank skatepark that it was here to stay and they'd have to build around it. Which shocked me, and them, as usually he's quite happy to just lay waste to interesting architecture and change the fabric of an area (see what he plans on doing to Spitalfields).

3) Whenever HIGNFYou is on, they make jokes about him shagging around. Does he have form for this, and if so HOW THE FUCKING HELL IS IT POSSIBLE.

Please feel free to answer my questions or even add your own.