• New owners of the Vic in East Enders (Danny Dy-aah and his faaam-ly) been there 3 weeks and are already behaving like life-long mates with other characters - how?
• Phil Mitchell is some sort of gangster
• Phil Mitchell becomes a crack addict
• Phil Mitchell recovers from his addiction within 2 months
• 8 people live in a 2 bed town house

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