Juan Mata to make his United debut. Might try to stare that out.

On the other hand, I might watch the Merseyside derby because I didn't bother with the last one and that turned out to be a bad decision.

What will you be watching?

Yohan Kebab Babelcoptering to Paris to agree terms with PSG.

A few other transfer rumours and that.

Someone else will have started a thread by the time I click 'Post it', won't they?