Inspired by him saying something about something being "full of generic blokes".

So gimmie what this conjures up in your mind.

To me, it's the kinda office working, Basingstoke dwelling guy who has a mortgage on a new build in a new build street with a Vectra or some such car.
Likes watching the footy on TV but doesn't really go to generic-play-in-red premier team he actually supports as the ground is too far away.
Likes a bit of music, LOVES Oasis, but only really goes to gigs near his home town.
Likes indie music as he likes Indie as he's into the Kaiser Chiefs. Their first album.
Plays Sunday league / power league and talks about it like he's Alex Ferguson.
Got a tattoo on his forearm that's a name - perhaps even his own.
Owns a massive telly.
Has this kind of haircut: http://www.scissorsart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Mens_Short_Hairstyles_3.gif
Loves a pint of Amstell.

MOAR?

(don't get all pissy about this thread, it's zxcvbnm's idea. We can do classic indie kids or rich girls next if you care).