I’ve given you a nice semi (lol). 4 bedroom. Kitchen. Bathroom. Living Room. Dining Room. Central Heating. Double Glazing.

Pick four utter nobheads from this forum to live there. Basically what combination of users would really bellend this house up?

You don’t have to live with them but you may need to pop in every now and then.

This is not optional by the way – everyone must participate.