but here goes.

I've been collecting my belly button fluff. It started out innocently enough. I seem to make quite a lot of belly button fluff, and one night after retrieving it, instead of flicking it onto the floor or whatever, it ended up on my bedside table. The next night, that day's selection joined it. Now there's the accumulation of a few months, in a lumpy pile I would estimate is about the size of half a squash ball. I don't want to use it in a Wasp Factory way, or in any way, but also, it does seem a shame to get rid of it. It is quite a lot of fluff.

What's your fluff situation?

I'll get my coat.