as far as i can tell, everyone that i know, irrespective of gender, sexuality, or any other identifier, fancies Taylor Swift.

lucky Taylor Swift.

it's like a few years ago, everyone irrespective of gender, sexuality etc seemed to fancy Brad Pitt. equally lucky Brad Pitt

so who else does pretty much everyone who matters have a crush on? who d'you swoon when you see a picture of the Metro that you think everyone should?

you can just post photos of famoose hotties if you like, or tell us all how all objectification is disgusting and thus why you have clawed out your eyes to never commit it. or something.