I've recently become a massive admirer of sloths. Just bought myself a gold necklace that you can customize and I made mine say 'sloth'. Also got some socks with sloths on them.

Obviously everyone's already seen this http://www.buzzfeed.com/rossalynwarren/this-adorable-5-month-old-baby-and-a-sloth-have-been-best-fr?s=mobile

In other news I seem to have made the bridge of my nose go even more wonky than it already was. Must have done it when I was drunk and not realised. I think it gives it character and makes me look nice though :(