you walk down the main street in a town at night where most of the clubs are and come across a 'banter booth' for lads to go in and have some banter. You walk in and it's a small, obnoxiously lit room with a settee against a wall and FIFA being played on a reasonably large wall-mounted television opposite. Four lads are sat playing it, and they've each got a bottle of Becks on the short table in front of them. In between shrieks of 'OHHHHH!!!' 'ARRHHHHHWWW!!' a member of staff walks in to gee up the bantees and says things like "Haha where the fuck did you get your haircut mate, Aldi?"

"WAAYYYYYYY!!!!" "Hahaha yes! Yes mate!"

"I recognise all of you by the way. I've seen photos of you at each of your respective mothers households when I was having sex with them."

"HAHAHAHAH YES!!"

"The guy that's losing 2-0 at the moment is a virgin"

"WAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA YES MATE, TOP DRAWER MATE, TOP DRAWER!!"

"Okay unfortunately guys your allocated time is up so have a good night yeah? Leave the bottles on the table and exit the current game immediately."

"Safe"
"Safe"
"Safe"
"Safe"