Lambo gets the chop. Tiger Tim dusts down the gilet and heads for the stage, though Eddie Howe is the bookies favourite for the gig.

City stuff Stoke at the Britannia to keep their hopes of a top four finish alive, with King Sami and Hammez Milner the standouts.

Chelsea beat Everton 1-0 at home and get the dressing room selfiecam out. Maureen threatens to never talk to anyone in the press again ever if they try to discuss various dives and headbutts.

United comfortably beat Burnley to make it ten wins and four draws in 15 games, and a farce of those mocking Thumb in a Suit.

Big Mike Laudrup says he has absolutely no intention of managing QPR.

AOB?