So MPs say primary school kids should have mandatory sex ed. But what were your sex education lessons like?

Mine were pretty terrible, roughly:
Primary school - nothing
Early secondary school - the biology of reproduction
Later secondary school - a few really bad videos with talking heads and awful sketches designed to appeal to kids but just made it look like everyone making it was too embarrassed to talk about it properly - highlights were someone dressed as a Victorian gent going on about wet dreams and a bunch of actors pushing 30 claiming to be virgins to show how it's ok to still be a virgin after some other character was mocking them - just wtf?
6th Form - some woman came in and showed a slide show of diseased genitalia while saying you should never have sex without a condom.

Thank god the for internet hey.