Sometimes I can hear my neighbour playing with his son in their garden.
I know parents like saying nonsense to their young 'uns but some snippets that have really tickled me include:
"Ah, this is the life. Gary Glitter everywhere!"
"Dumbledore! He has a big door."
"Nice forearm. Maybe you'll be a farmer one day." (Nice forearm is all it took really)

How about you cunts? Hear much?