Now almost all the football has finished we can get down to the real reasons we all love the game; click friendly bullshit about the multi million pound transfer of shit-tattooed assets, pictures of Arsene Wenger on a waterslide, trying to stream a friendly against Pat Pong Select XI at 9am at your desk and Brendan Rodger's sunburned lips wittering on about 'the collective' to a Sky reporter somewhere hot.

Falcao's signing for Chelsea. Reckon he'll do well there, especially once Chelsea's incredibly effective, completely above board, medical team work their magic.

Petr Cech is supposedly telling Abramovich today that he wants to join Arsenal. Still think he'll eventually end up at PSG/suffering from Uranium poisoning, but fingers crossed eh?

City looking to throw around some serious bunce. Pogba in the Prem could be good fun if that one happens.

Zlatan isn't coming to England. Boo. Roberto Firmino (yes, THE Roberto Firmino) is however.

Premier League fixtures out this week. My money's on Martinez to be this summer's manager who has a little cry about them.

Lass's World Cup is happening.

Under 21 Euros (feat. Harry Kane) will be happening.

Copa America is/will be happening.