Introducing S. Binny as Paul Kersey and featuring Michael Clarke as dead body 3.

So Jimmy is OUT, but Footitt is IN (the squad). Plunkett is back in consideration but popular DIS prediction Alex Hales will have to sit through at least one more test of Lyth nicking to slip early doors before he gets a chance.

Adam Voges career may already be over, and Jim Maxwell reckons Clarke might be done too at the end of this series. Perhaps even more surprising is that Clarke is 34! I suppose he must be seeing as he played in the 2005 Ashes, but I just assumed he was only just pushing 30.