Everyone in my work does these now.

'For anything to do with [REDACTED] please contact [REDACTED] or [REDACTED].

Or If your message doesn't fall into any of these categories, maybe you're a Nigerian Prince who needs help with some banking trouble or a 19-year-old Russian girl willing to be sold into marriage, then please pick one of these fine people at random and message away. Failing that, I'll be back in touch as soon as I return.

Cheers
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*sigh*