I'm not really a football fan but feel, as I get older, I should adopt a team I can pretend to be interested in. It should probably be Cardiff, since my dad and brother are season ticket holders, but no one likes Cardiff, do they (Ruffers?) What I really need is a nice hipster team, like one of these ones:

http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2015/nov/06/the-joy-of-six-hipsters-favourite-football-clubs

Should I go FULL wanker and go for Dulwich? Or Clapton? Does anyone here go to their games?