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How many times did you get out of bed last night?
I'm not fussed whether you include the actual getting up time, but please make it clear if you're doing so.
From the moment I first got in I think it was five times, including getting up this morning.
Once to get a cough sweet, once to get some chewing gum because my teeth felt a bit sugary, once to straighten a mirror that was getting on my nerves, once for a piss around 5am (woken by my own coughing) and then the old final get up time.