As I wouldn't shut up about yesterday, I ripped the back of my shirt at work yesterday when putting on my shoes. It was quite satisfying to full Hulk it when I got home.

A colleague once ripped the arse out of his trousers just before a client meeting and had to staple them back together. The mental image of someone carrying out emergency trouser repairs with a stapler while standing in shirt, pants and socks in the office had me in stitches.

Not really the same thing, but my old boss managed to drop his suit trousers in the toilet while getting changed not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES. You'd think you'd put the seat down after the first time.

Any amusing wardrobe malfunction stories?