What sort of useless non-sleep or sex related Bedroom Accessories a DiSer has furnishing his or her bedroom

I believe Balonz for example has one of these hung above his bed:
http://www.iconiclights.co.uk/modern-heart-shaped-wall-plaque-with-40-warm-white-leds-battery-operated.html?gclid=CjwKEAiAuKy1BRCY5bTuvPeopXcSJAAq4OVsIM1beWU5K2m8dAu7I8ktxLO6QFYv4Toy-iTFQc2TNBoC67bw_wcB

And he loathes it but puts up with his wife turning the lights because he doesn't want to cause a fuss.