Inspired by seeing this 'Another One Drive a Duster' Dacia advert: https://youtu.be/d9ndi2bc6jQ which in turn made my brain remember those terrible Just Eat ads:

I See You Baby, Chicken Madras
Man I Feel Like a Wonton
We Built This City on Sushi Roll
I Need a Balti (the absolute pits, doesn't even rhyme, isn't even clever)

Fuck all advertising.