I tried Stagg chilli from a tin once because I didn't think it would be that bad. It tasted like dog food smells.

Anyway, on the bus to work the next morning I did a series of silent farts so potent that the person sitting behind me was driven to huff loudly, exclaim "FOR FUCK SAKE!" and lean over me to open the window. I shook with barely-contained laughter for the rest of the trip, which probably didn't help things.