Pellegrini's last stand as the players down tools at oilballers Bornemouth. Chelsea seal Villa's fate with a resounding 0-1 win. Arsenal thwack Watford to get their title charge back on the rails. West Ham pile on the misery for Shagger Pards. There's a twelve pointer at Carrow Road. The Guggenpressers go head-to-head at Anfield climaxing in a huge puddle of creamy media jizz at what will surely be the best game ever. Big Sam versus TP. United soil a poor Everton. Leicester all but win the title if they beat Southampton.

There's also the small matter of Roma v Lazio, and the 14th Clasico of the season.

Shoot...