Coffee drinkers are wankers really aren't they?

"This is the best coffee in the country"
"I love a flat white soy shitcup"
"I can't operate without at least two cups in the morning"
"I got myself Nespresso machine and now I couldn't go back to instant"

Bellends.

Yeah? Let's slag them all off in this exclusive non coffee drinkers thread.

C'mon guys, give em hell.