It's just the best isn't it? Arriving 15 minutes (atleast) late every morning, leaving 15 minutes (atleast) early. Spending about 80% of the day doing no work. Getting to shift from passive aggressive to downright obstinate in meetings. Honestly not caring about consequences at all. Being dismissive towards people you've pretended to like for the past couple of years.

Although I guess if you work for TFL or in the public sector that's basically every day right?! (Jk jk)

Anyway, what's the ultimate pinnacle of slacking off that you've achieved during a notice period. I want something to aim for.