Everton and Palace draw 0-0 in the pick of the evening's fixtures.

Marcus bloody Rashford eh. (Also Timothy bloody Fosu-Mensah)

West Ham looked fucking knackered, I guess starting their season in July was going to tell eventually.

BARCA OUT! Weird how they've dropped off a bit just as doping has been in the news again isn't it... (See also: Novak Djokovic)

El-Kloppico part 2 tonight. Can't be arsed with it frankly.