Spurs pants Stoke, which is all to the good in many ways.

City travel to Newcastle. With de Bruyne and Aguero likely to be rested and with one eye straying towards the semi-final next week, Greeny's tired and diffident mercs will be lucky to escape a humiliation at the hands of Rafa's hungry, resurgent Toon. Full Champo schedule also, including Boro - Burnley.

With the details of their ridiculous Olympic Stadium now fully in the light, can we all agree that it would be a shattering embarrassment if West Ham don't consistently challenge for the title and Champion's League from next season onwards?