I've been offered a van for a couple of weeks! Could actually be pretty useful if I drove or lived near Bristol.
I have a "well hot" wife "lol"!
Someone saw my garden the other day and thought it was looking lovely!
I got wished a happy birthday!

I do appear to be letting a lot of people down though.

I haven't delivered Julie's furniture.
I didn't go to the church gathering in Ghana. Actually I appear to be upsetting a lot of people in Ghana, but I've stopped answering those ones as it must be costing me and or them a fortune.
It gets worse though - transpires I've been cheating or something (hopefully not on the well hot wife though)

http://imgur.com/a/sPv8V

I've been ignoring things until now, but it's practically begging for a response, right? She's already really pissed, so I doubt I could make things worse. Maybe I could try and patch things up somehow. So much Ghanaian drama. I don't get why someone in Ghana would have a UK number so I did wonder if it was all part of some weird scam, but the couple of times I accidentally answered the calls it was different people seeming very confused so idk. And there's been British people phoning up expecting various different people. Maybe there's a Tom Ripley route in this somewhere?

Genuinely WTF EE? But it's still mildly entertaining at the moment so I can't really be bothered to ask for a new number or anything so whatever.