Liverpool do their usual thing of looking like a really good side every six weeks, mullering hapless Everton in the Friendly Derby. Funes Mori sent off, Stones injured, Jagielka and Browning already cropped. Martinez confirms he'll have to play a rusty wheelbarrow and 61-year-old Dave Watson in the FA Cup semi, which is a huge stroke of luck for whoever they're playing.

West Ham see off Watford to make themselves favourites for 4th and pile the pressure on Cheeky Quique.

I think United won, hard to really say. Was sat in a garden literally around the corner and didn't hear a peep all night.

Ajax win the Eredivisie.

Juve pretty much seal Serie A.

Barca's woe continue. 1-0 Nestor.

Totti to Leicester?

Villa sack everyone. Literally everyone...bar the players. Nice touch.

AOB?