"Every order that we receive is important to us and yours was no exception.

This item will be despatched today from our UK warehouse.

If we could, we would bring the parcel to your door personally and deliver it with your very own GameSeek fanfare, but we do have to rely on Royal Mail....so if they don't show your delivery as much love and care as we would then we are very sorry."

Mate, it's a bunch of cards with pictures of Hobbits on them, not my first born child.