Sheffied Wednesday DESTROY Bond villain vehicle Cardiff to make the last Championship play-off place theirs. Gary "Dickhead" Caldwell's Wig-on repeatedly kick a dead horse to wrap up League 1. The Madrid sides scrape past midtable opposition to just about keep La Liga title hunt on. Some football was played in the English Premier League also but I doubt anyone cared what happened there, as the important game is tonight. In order to retain the Champions of Our Hearts title and the real quiz, Chelsea must prevent Spurs from winning.

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