Just cleared the dog poo out of the back yard and one of them was white on one side. I believe this is because it has been bleached by the sun. It's been there for about a week maybe. So is responsible dog ownership the reason we don't see white dog poo any more? Possibly. I also believe it's something to do with the ingredients in dog food as well, can't remember the details.

Plasticknickers will be along soon to confirm what exactly the deal is with airline food so stay tuned, dated comedy routine fans.