Are you a clumsy oaf? I don't think I spill too much to be honest and the last couple of spillages in my presence were not my fault.

Housemate spilled his tea on my bed while playing Fifa and stepdad knocked his glass of white wine in my lap in Pizza Express.

Hilarious tales of plates of food being tipped down oneself or others will also be accepted.

You missed your chance Eric, people will be queuing round the block to post in this thread.