Get it off your chest in here.

Doesn't matter that the intended recipient won't see it, we'll get to read it and have newfound respect for you.

Inspired by https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jun/01/john-carney-keira-knightley-apology-begin-again-comments (See marckee, this is how it's done. And you catrace, to poor old Silky.)

I've nothing to apologise for, having led a blameless life.