No, not today. In this scenario you were convicted of a crime you didn't commit in Texas, and it's the chair for you. What do you request for your last meal?

I'd go for a large BBQ Chicken stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut, with two litres of Dr Pepper to wash it down. Entire tub of Ben & Jerry's cookie dough for dessert.

Reasons: it took me ages to wean myself off non-diet fizzy drinks and that was always my favourite. The other two are things that I don't eat any more because they're murder on my stomach, but fuck it, eh?