Seriously, if you give a shit about going to see it / buying the script when it comes out etc, this isn't the thread for you.

With that out of the way... has anyone seen the synopsis that the Daily Beast has published? I don't know if it's real not, but if it is, I can only assume this is JK Rowling's post-modern attempt to burn down the HP empire in a blaze of insanity.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/06/10/harry-potter-and-the-cursed-child-spoilers-here-s-the-plot-of-the-play.html

Time travel!
Voldemort's secret daughter!
Craig!

Wonderful stuff.