You don't see that much anymore do you?

I'd get really fucked off if I worked with someone who sneezed all the time. I'd ask for them to be moved or sacked.

I just sneezed a moment ago actually, looked down at the carpet to make sure I hadn't made a mess and found a paperclip. That made me think about having pushed a paperclip up my nose in 1984 and it never having come back out until now.

I didn't actually do that but that's another thing that I used to hear about when I was younger, people sneezing things out that they'd pushed up their nose years before.

So you know, this thread hasn't been a total waste of time after all.