Hello everyone, it seems to be wedding day here so it's time for a thread in which we envision what a wedding made up entirely of DiSers would look like! (Just for a bit of fun).

Please allocate a DiSer to each of the following characters and give reasons:

Bride:
Groom:
Maid of Honour:
Best Man:
Other Bridesmaids:
Ushers:
Page Boy:
Flower Girl:
Father of Bride:
Mother of Bride:
Pissed Uncle:
Reader 1:
Reader 2:
Band or DJ:

(This is NOT a gender normative thread, if you want to make Theo the Flower Girl please feel free to do so)