Obviously it's not a proper audit (so screw you Steved etc.)

I want to know the following:

1 When was your sink last properly cleaned (including separate bowl if used)?
2 Do you use a washing up bowl or just the sink?
3 How many days worth of pre-washed crap is sat next to your sink?
4 How many days worth of washed cutlery, crockery, glassware is sat on your draining area?
5 Which side of your sink is your draining area?
6 Do you have any draining area structure/stand/tiered thing? Tell us all about it.

This is not a thread to moan about partners or housemates in but don't let that stop you.

Bear in mind that Balonz will judge you on the quality of whatever stacking gadget you have on your draining board.