Was bouldering tonight in town. There I was, having a pretty standard session when the lovely woman with the eastern European accent (who I see there a lot) asks me for help.
"I can't do this one" she says. "I need help" she says.
Then she looks at the wall, looks back to me and says "I know you can show me!"

Then I, in a spectacular DiS/real life crossover fail, replied.

"Alright, foreigner!"

:(