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Sometimes you see
old people out and about moving so,so slowly that you wonder how they will ever get to where they're going,DON'T YOU?
like,they'll be nowhere near a bus stop,or a shop, or anywhere and they will be creeping along slower than anything you'll ever see. Like it would take them 4 hours to go 100metres. How did they get there? why don't you see them dead in the street days later? who is rescuing them? aliens?
One of life's great mysteries!!1