mine is

imagine actually working working with david brent and alan partridge rolled into 1

some choice quotes:

IT MAN (a complete stranger by the way): hi, i'm here to fix your pc

BOSS: sorry, didnt understand that. you bloody northerner

IT: actually i'm welsh

BOSS: sorry. you bloody sheep shagger then!

IT: are you racist?

ME: oh god

or:

(new cleaner comes in)

BOSS (whispering to me): different colour to the last one!

ME: oh god

or:

BOSS: can you phone so and so and ask him to call me

ME: do you want his number?

BOSS: no. if you could just get him to call me

ME: look, heres his number

BOSS: no, if you could just get him to give me a call

ME: look. heres his number. its right here

BOSS: no......etc

ME: oh god

and he uses the word "credenza" about 15 times a day! what a complete chief!

and hes fat. and bald. and very short

and his wifes a minger