ok, so at work theres loads of gays and their always bantering about how they're gonna turn me and sending me emails like "come and look at my statue" and shit. at first it was quite funny, but now its starting to get a bit boring. like every time i'm in the kitchen, "oh dan are you gonna give me that blow job now" or, "when are we gonna go to the toilet together". culminating in last nights "gay off" between 3 of them trying to dance provocatively with me.

they call me homophobic cos of my reluctance to shag them all and its starting to PISS me off. it doesnt even work just ignoring them.

does this make me a closet gay?