The full line-up for this year’s Glastonbury festival has been officially announced.
Headlining the Pyramid Stage will be Arctic Monkeys, The Killers and The Who, with Bjork, Iggy & The Stooges and The Chemical Brothers doing their darndest to rock the pants off the Other Stage. Hot Chip, The Twang and The Gossip head up the John Peel Stage.
Other picks in a rum old line-up include a new rave double whammy in CSS and Klaxons on the Other Stage on Saturday, Annuals on the John Peel Stage on Friday, Beirut on the Jazz World Stage on Sunday, and trying to see if Amy Winehouse is visibly drunker on the Jazz World Stage on Friday than she is on the Main Stage earlier in the afternoon.
Friday’s Other Stage boasts some fine highlights, with The Cribs, Modest Mouse and Bright Eyes all putting in appearances, and Rufus Wainwright, Arcade Fire and Bjork providing blessed relief from the lad-rock triptych of The Fratellis, Kasabian and Arctic Monkeys over on the Pyramid Stage.
But then, I suppose some people like that sort of thing.
Friday June 22
Pyramid Stage:
Arctic Monkeys
Kasabian
The Fratellis
Bloc Party
The Magic Numbers
Amy Winehouse
Gogol Bordello
The Earlies
The View
Adjagas
Other Stage:
Bjork
Arcade Fire
Rufus Wainwright
The Coral
Super Furry Animals
Bright Eyes
The Automatic
Modest Mouse
The Cribs
Reverend And The Makers
Mr Hudson And The Library
Saturday June 23
Pyramid Stage:
The Killers
The Kooks
Paul Weller
Paolo Nutini
Lily Allen
Dirty Pretty Things
Guillemots
The Pipettes
Seasick Steve
Liz Green
Other Stage:
Iggy & The Stooges
Editors
Maximo Park
Babyshambles
Klaxons
CSS
Biffy Clyro
The Long Blondes
Brakes
El Presidente
Switches
Sunday June 24
Pyramid Stage:
The Who
Kaiser Chiefs
Manic Street Preachers
Shirley Bassey
James Morrison
Damien Marley
Stephen Marley
The Waterboys
Corb Lund
National Youth Orchestra (with Goldfrapp)
Other Stage:
The Chemical Brothers
The View
The Go! Team
Mika
The Rakes
Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly
Cold War Kids
The Sunshine Underground
The Enemy
The Holloways
Kharma 45
See what's happening on one of the squillion other stages at Glasto on the Guardian website here.
If you're feeling lucky, punks, you might want to try winning some tickets here.