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Salacious stuff from the DrownedinSound newsroom today as we bring you word that Linnea Jönsson, singer with jolly Swedish popsters Those Dancing Days, is auctioning off a KISS on popular internet site eBay.

Hussy? It’s for charity you reactionary berk. Unity Day is “a free community festival which aims to benefit local underprivileged people,” according to the seller who may or may not have Linnea’s permission. Would someone concoct this elaborate ruse in the hope of conning naïve Those Dancing Days fans?

The consensus seems to be ‘hmm, perhaps’ – there are no bids as of yet for the Scandi-pop puckering. Which is fairly strange, seeing as Linnea Jönsson is even cuter than the music her band makes.

Happy bidding? Go here, lonely ones. Thanks to DiS user Get_Crater for the ‘tip’.