Will someone please tell these four men

That the Latin craze is so last year.

“Revelation” could have been written

by defunct popsters Another Level, I fear.

Many songs are sub-Backstreet Boys pap

The highlight being a song called “Dizzy”:

Imagine a butch Posh Spice doing a rap

Over the Truesteppers little garage ditty.

So we have an album of overproduced

R’n’B. The lyrics aren’t much better.

Boy yearns after girl; girl is seduced

And for that they needed a team of writers?!

Nicely sung boys, but terribly unoriginal

A bit like a wet weekend in Hull.