The sound of rampaging terror trampling over every garden they see, will be that of Agent Blue.

Coming a second time round for a release on Fierce Panda before nobbling off to some major label affair or other, ‘Sex, Drugs & Rocks Through Your Window’ is made by a bunch of teens and sounds like Eddie Cochran on Future Drugs. It chugs, it wails, it gurns and it’s utterly irrepressibly brilliant. This, it appears, is the sound of the snot of the suburbs. And with lyrics largely made up of the words ‘sex, drugs, rocks, windows’, it’s surely a future anthem for alt.extreme home and garden aficionados everywhere.

With enough energy to support a small power station and attitude to sicken even a Frenchman, we can only blink in strobe-lit wonder at what can only be The Best Band From Stoke Ever.