James Blunt has taken to firing rocks at nosey fans who track him down to his new home in Ibiza.
The singer splashed over a million quid on the Spanish island property last month, but despite only recently collecting the keys hardcore fans have already begun to loiter.
"When I come here I want to get away from it all and I just keep to myself so I'd like some privacy in return," said Blunt. "I've gone out and bought a gun that shoots rocks so if I catch anyone hanging around then I'll get them with that. Some people just go too far, it's an invasion of privacy."
Is it just us or is this a little, well, violent? It is just us? Okay...